In which Summer discovers she has a parasite
Waa-waaaaaaaaa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
(Mommy, I’m awake from my nap, come get me)
Waa-waaaaaaaaa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
(Who cares about the sopping diaper! Pick me back up!)
Waa-waaaaaaaaa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
(You’re putting me down to spoon feed me and my gurgling tummy?!?!?!?!?)
Waa-waaaaaaaaa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
(You turned your back on me for 2 seconds!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Waa-waaaaaaaaa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
(You walked into the kitchen to get a washcloth?!?!?!?!?!?)
Waa-waaaaaaaaa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
(You picked me up without having your boob at the ready so I can wash these bananas down?!?!?)
*suck suck suck*
Waa-waaaaaaaaa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
(You put me down AGAIN!?!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Waa-waaaaaaaaa- *splutter*waa-waa *cough* *gag* *breath* -waa-waaaaaaaaa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
(I’M DYING!!!!)
So tell me, is this just a girl thing? Cause my boys never did this.
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