Funny things my kids say #7

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“Mom, did you just hear dat fart when I was going pee pee?”

I blink rapidly and look at my five year old son before answering with sarcasm.

“No, I did not have that pleasure."

“Well, it just went like, POP!!” he says with a clap of the hands

“Fascinating,” I reply

“Oh, and duh Mickey Mouse Club house is like yellow and red,” he adds before traipsing off.

Random and frequently involving bodily functions; those are the extent of my daytime conversations.

And I wonder why I feel so brain dead most of the time.


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